Being The Only Ken Doll Has Its Advantages

So, M is in her playroom playing quietly (first indication that something was askew). I called up to her to and she said that she is having a party with her barbies. Great I say, what kind of party? (Please note that all said dolls are naked). M holds up naked Ken and says, "We're spreading frosting and adding sprinkles."

Completely shocked and trying not to laugh my ass off, I quickly tell her that that is not an appropriate thing to do at a party and ask why she chose Ken to be the recipient of such folly. She innocently says, "Because he likes it".

And judging by the smile on his face, undoubtedly he does.